My step mother makes me seriously angry. Especially during meal times.
She got gastric bypass surgery like two years ago.
And ever since shes been fucking miserable. We go out somewhere, and she just refuses to eat.
And then whines about it.
Like bitch, stop the fucking pity party. You chose to get the surgery. You very well could eat if you fucking wanted to, you chose not to, to make us feel sorry for you.
We dont. Literally no one gives a flying fuck about whether you eat. Its just more annoying than a three year old mixing playdoh colors when a 47 year old woman fucking whines. Stop. Now.
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
but if bisexuality doesn’t exist, why is it that i, dean winchester
you silly Swablu, pillows are for sleeping
Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.
how to make friends
I am both of them.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
I seriously CANNOT get over how much I love that most of the older women in LOK are silver haired goddesses because like
usually women don’t go gray on tv and in movies
at least not until they’re much much older and it’s made very
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I NEED to move out.
I’m becoming more & more depressed. I NEED to move out, because of where I…
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
One big happy Patrol Group
Sgt Squid and Pvt Feathers
Pvt Feathers has joined our team of adventures from the far land of Arcade.
Sgt Squid is happy to have a new subordinate.
Talking to your significant other about a touchy subject, and then they stop answering you
Tom + Loki:
Chris + Steve
Clint + Jeremy:
Natasha + Scarlett:
Chris + Thor:
Mark + Bruce
Tony + RDJ
Fury + Samuel:
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